In the words of the legendary Masood Boomgaard “some days are just fucked.” You know the ones I’m on about. When you’re bombarded with 1278
Category: Anecdotes
The Garden and Eden blew my knockers off
Lost! One pair of small to medium sized tits. Last seen on Sunday 4th May flying over west London after the Eden pole weekend blew
Sinful Series was an absolute delight
It’s been a hot minute since I’ve wrote a workshop review (it may have even been from pre-pandemic times), however Sinful Series was so fucking
Choosing what song to pole dance to stresses me right out
If there is one constant headfuck in my experience as a pole dancer it’s working out what bastard song to dance to. Be it a
We are still in January – you don’t need to be smashing all your pole goals for the year just yet
I like January. Fucking cancel me for all I care, but as a winter girlie I have to say this dark, grey behemoth of a
Chrome Chronicles is going into hibernation
You may have noticed there has been a distinct lack of blogs from me for a few months. This is because after years of chaos
Chrome Chronicles 