After a two month hiatus one is back with naturally a very serious and mature blog about my flaps popping out mid performance, so if
Pole competition time round two – getting back on it and lessons learned
Well here I am again. After declaring loud and clear that I was not going to enter any pole competitions in 2019, I can now
A pole break due to catching the plague is fucking heinous
Oh lord prepare yourselves readers for a rant of biblical proportions this week. Thanks to my immune system having about as much get up and
The perils of summer poling
Right, in before any of you lot accuse me of being a miserable fucker, I do enjoy the summer, honest! I mean it’s not my
Conditioning has become my new favourite thing
Stop the press! After almost five years of pole dancing I have finally fallen in love with the painful but oh so necessary art of
Pole World Festival 2019 destroyed me in the best way possible
My dear readers as I type this blog it is 8:25pm on Monday evening I am in an entire fucking world of pain. No, this
