I am currently sat here in quite frankly my finest fucking form. It is the 28th December, I do not have to return to work
Tag: dance goals
Keep on plodding pole Tortoises!
I would like to dedicate this dinky little blog to all my fellow pole tortoises out there. Now, before you all start wondering what the
Celebrating your 2017 pole achievements
It’s that time of year again where every fucker on social media decides to do some sort of post analysing the past 12 months, listing
