First off, I would like to dedicate this blog to all my fellow polers who, despite their most earnest of efforts, cannot fucking bend. For

Why Pole Theatre Kicked Some Serious Ass
Last Saturday, my pole sisters and I went on a jolly along the M4 to Hertfordshire to support one of our fellow 360 Pole Sisters

Crikey! I’ve lost me mojo!
We all dread it. The inevitable moment in our pole journey where our mojo to train and perserve packs its bags and fucks off on

Oh Hey!
Hello and welcome to my fucking jolly little blog Chrome Chronicles! As the tag line suggests, I wanted to start a blog for all the